Thinking about the boobage

Wow, I just came across this cool site all about different cosmetic procedures. Believe me, being very small chested, I have thought more than once about getting a boob job. I have teetered back and forth for years because I know that it is really a vanity procedure. Now, I am not really hung up on the fact that it is...seriously, if you want to make yourself look good, go for it girl *snap*. I don't judge...well, unless your boobs are so enormous, you look like Bumbo (sort of like Dumbo with boobs). And if you can fly with your boobs, you are a freak!

So anyway, I was checking out their site, called MYA, which stands for "Make Yourself Amazing" and specifically their Breast Enlargement (aka Breast Augmentation) procedure and how simple it seems nowadays. It takes only a small incision, one day in the hospital and one week to recover. That's it. I guess because they have been doing these for years. This is totally not a new procedure. It's routine, everyday stuff.

There is something about the idea of finally filling out my clothes in the right proportions. For years I have felt less womanly because I have tiny boobs. Thankfully for padded bras I have been able to get away with "appearing" like I have breasts. Still, I have never had cleavage. Nowadays, cleavage is in. It definitely is okay to have necklines bordering on the nips. For me, it is all too painful to wear a low cut shirt just because it is definitely obvious that I have no cleavage. Some people have even suggested to me using tape or even shadowing with dark makeup. I was like, "what!" you want me to put eyeshadow on my chest! Humpf...that would look even more stupid. For now I stick to my hugely padded bras. I should get a picture of one for you...these suckers are almost as good as bullet proof!